This happened.

(1:17 PM) Christine: um, you know what though?
(1:17 PM) Christine: i kinda don't think i'm gonna live much past 40
(1:17 PM) Christine: and that maybe i shouldn't get married or have any kids
(1:18 PM) Christine: like maybe i should just go on dangerous human trafficking stings in 3rd world countries
(1:18 PM) Amanda: i think you have to have experience for that?
(1:18 PM) Christine: and that way if i die, like yeah my parents would be sad, but i wouldn't be leaving a husband or kids behind
(1:18 PM) Christine : no it's fine
(1:19 PM) Christine: just a bad ass attitude.
(1:19 PM) Christine: check.
(1:19 PM) Amanda: but you'd be leaving a lobster behind! did that ever occur to you?? inconsiderate hussy!
(1:20 PM) Christine: did you just call me an inconsiderate hussy?
(1:20 PM) Amanda: no.
(1:20 PM) Christine: um. yes you did.
(1:20 PM) Amanda: what?
(1:20 PM) Amanda: when?
(1:20 PM) Christine: (1:19 PM) Amanda: but you'd be leaving a lobster behind! did that ever occur to you?? inconsiderate hussy!
(1:20 PM) Christine: at 1:19
(1:21 PM) Amanda : (1:19 PM) Amanda: but you'd be leaving a lobster behind! did that ever occur to you?? beautiful lady!
(1:21 PM) Amanda: are we looking at the same thing?
(1:22 PM) Christine: let me tell you something sweet pea, i'm not inconsiderate, but this beautiful lady isn't afraid to break into your sub basement condo and shank you in your sleep.
(1:22 PM) Christine: p.s. lol
(1:22 PM) Christine: you're dumb
(1:22 PM) Amanda: oh what was that, i was asleep SAFELY in my sub basement condo.
(1:22 PM) Amanda: ps i am laughing in here.
(1:22 PM) Christine: hahahaha
(1:22 PM) Christine: whilst itching your rogue ball
(1:23 PM) Christine: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(1:23 PM) Amanda: ugh. so sick.
(1:23 PM) Christine: the spies are gonna think you're a herm
(1:23 PM) Amanda: rogue. cause its floating. in my cervix.
(1:23 PM) Christine: sick
(1:23 PM) Christine: no, it's just floating in your abdomen and you have to push it down so it stays underneath your beltline
(1:23 PM) Amanda: like an ulcer...?
(1:23 PM) Amanda: but with balls...
(1:24 PM) Christine: you mean a hernia?
(1:24 PM) Amanda: oh. yes.
(1:24 PM) Christine: hahahaha
(1:24 PM) Christine: kinda
(1:24 PM) Amanda: i did mean that.
(1:24 PM) Christine: but a hernia usually stays in one place
(1:24 PM) Amanda: but pokes out.
(1:24 PM) Amanda: so hernias aren't... rogue... is that what you're saying.
(1:24 PM) Christine: exactly
(1:25 PM) Amanda: huh. you learn something new every day.
(1:25 PM) Christine : see, this is why i need to be in medicine
(1:25 PM) Christine: love this seanvote
(1:26 PM) Amanda: you do! you'd be good at it. you could be like that crazy eyed elbow dr but with nicer hair. and more hair.

theme songs

Last night, Amanda and I were carrying some stuff to my car and my phone was in my pocket, blaring Pandora, when this exchange took place:

me: That one night I went out with WB, his phone kept playing music and he wouldn't notice until I said something.
Amanda: How could he not notice?
me: I don't know, I guess he just thought it was like a soundtrack to his life or something.
Amanda: Why, was his phone playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?"