Oh Thursday night, you Saucey Wench

Actual Conversation Amanda and I had yesterday:

Me: Are you gonna give blood at the blood drive tomorrow?
Amanda: Helllllll no, are you?
Me: Of course! The world needs blood. You should too.
Amanda: No way. I'll pass out. I'll freak out. I'll start hyperventilating.
Me: What if you're a rare blood type?
Amanda: I don't give a seanvote.
Me: Well, they're giving away a flat screen TV and we could really use one! Come on, come on come on comeoncomeoncomeon.
Amanda: No. Case closed.
Me: SIIIIIIIIIGH. Fine, I'll just have to donate my life-giving blood twice. I'll be saving widows and orphans if you need me...


Actual Conversation Amanda and I had this morning:

Amanda: So, you giving blood today or what?
Me: Nah.
Amanda: Ohhhhh? Why not, you were all about it yesterday.
Me: Was I? That doesn't sound like me.
Amanda: yessssssssssssss, so why no blood now?
Me: wellllllllllllllll... I just don't think my blood would be any good today.
Amanda: What do you mean?
Me: I just don't want to have to ask the phlebotomist if it's cool to give blood when I did 4 shots of tequila and had 3 beers last night.
Amanda: Good call.