Conversations Amanda and I had today, at work, in passing:
Christine: Hey, let's create online personas and become youtube sensations
Amanda: K, but I wanna be a rapper.
Christine: No, I was gonna be a rapper.
Amanda: I'm not doing it unless I can be a rapper.
Christine: FINE. I'll be a wacky German.
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This is while we were discussing which clients we would choose as boyfriends based on varying characteristics, ie. bald, voluntarily bald, mormon, fed-ex guy, etc.
Christine: Okay, but can you actually imagine breaking up a happy home?
Amanda: Ugh. NO. I'm busy, I got things to do. Hustlers gotta hustle.
Christine: Word. But seriously! I don't care who it is- that's just wrong. Even if it was Brad Pitt. I'd be like "No, Brad. No. Cut it out with your persistent kisses and kindly remove yourself from my penthouse loft with bamboo flooring."
Amanda: Oooh, bamboo! Very nice!
Oh I looooooooooove my Fedex bf!!
ReplyDeleteAmanda and Cory sittin in a tree.
KISSING.
1st comes deliveries, then comes making eyes across a crowded bar while I consider making stalking my full time occupation, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. Gooooooooo FedEx!!