You know those times when you're so extremely nervous/anxious/stressed out about an impending event that you have to talk yourself down from a ledge? That's me today. And for the past week. And for the next 2 weeks. I've got this THING coming up and it decides my whole life. No joke. Yes, I'm exaggerating but its not your THING so that's none of your business, really. The THING is the class I'm currently in. I either get a pass or a fail and it's majorly stressing me out bro! I'm being evaluated on this and that and then they give me a green light or a red light. No yellow, work on this or that. Just straight up red or green. Ugh. Frenchrick.
I don't know why I'm being so angsty about it. It's not THAT big of a deal you say but it totally is!! What if I don't pass! I'll be homeless within a week! I'll smell and have buggy hair and Christine will totally diss me at work cause she doesn't want the other employees (there are none...?) to know she knows me or that we used to be roommates and spend 3s Company time together. And my mom will disown me cause she doesn't like the homeless. And my sister really likes clothes and mine will probably be ripped. And my other sister won't ever let me see the babies cause I might give them scabes or the Hep. Hephep islands in the sun... I'm worried.
And I know to the naked eye it won't be the end of the world but I'm scared that it is. Things were going juuuuuust great for the first time in a lo... ever, actually. I've got some shit together finally. It's nice. This whole school Masters degree thing is/was really gonna seal the deal. But if they find my skills inadequate, I'm so outta there. And then I'll cry. I don't even cry that much anymore you guys! I don't even cry at Match.com commercials anymore! You know someone's havin a rough go of it when Leigh and whatever his new wife's name is make you cry. Gay! Those 2 probably aren't even married. They've probably never even met before that day of filming! However, if that is the case, that's some good casting. They have chemistry. Just kidding, I never cried.
But anyway, (no s, see what I did there?) I'm just super stressed out about it. And my life will be in shambles if I don't pass this THING. So whatever. I might just turn to turning tricks on State. That wouldn't be so bad. I could at least do it in Draper or something? I don't know. *sigh*
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