Yeah. Thats right. Sounds gangster huh. I would just like to point out that I am opposed to the use of "gangsta" in white conversations. Seeing as I'm painfully white, I am not allowed to use "gangsta" so I go with "gangster" and the meaning is implied. But apparently Lady Gaga has a song called "Papah Gangsta"??? Um. Isn't she like an Italian from Manhattan or something? She can't say that either. She's like Nelly Furtado. Tryin tooooo hard sister.
I'm thinking that I should have been born a rapper. Like straight from the womb, dropping sick beats and blowing a whistle from Day 1. Isn't that how Eminem started? I'm witty enough for it... but maybe not musically inclined enough... Or am i? You tell me America! (Mom and Christine)
So... whats the deal with half names? Ie. Kimber. Brynn. Jay. (I knew a guy in high school named J. Thats it. Like Men In Black style. Who does that??) Why would you name your kid something that is like a half thought? Kimber...ly? Did your pen run out? Did you have a brain spasm? I once forgot how to spell held on a spelling test in 4th grade so I improvised and wrote helled. Smart right? Yeah so if 4th grade me can come up with something, there is no reason for there to be kids named Kimber and Brynn and J. And seriously. Is that the BEST you could do? You want your kid to go through life with a messed up half name? That seems like neglect. I'd find it hard to believe my mom even wanted me if my name was Kimber. I feel bad for Kimbers.
Everyone send Christine good thoughts cause she is about to go out on a date with a baby. To sushi. Babies don't like sushi. I'm confused.
He's NOT a baby! He's my own personal Justin Beiber athankyou.
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