I want to punch you in the head but in a good way.

You know who I'm tired of? Uncle Cracker. He disgusts me. Dude. You're trying too hard. No one likes you. No has ever liked you. Kenny Chesney did a song with you out of desperation because he too is a disgusting human being. Revolting. Now you think you've gone country? That ranks you with the Jewels of the world. If that's where you wanna be in life, alright. But do it somewhere else and outside of the range of my ears. Please. No one has successfully gone country but Darius Rucker and he is welcome because he's good and I like him. You, Cracker, are not welcome. Furthermore, what kind of a name is Uncle Cracker. A disgusting one if you ask me. Child molesterish and you are not welcome on my radio!

Now. Second order of business. Danielle Staub. Christine and I have determined that we would rather be trapped in a box for 29 hrs with Kelly Bensimone than Danielle. And that's saying alot. Danielle is super paranoid. Like clinically paranoid. I'm pretty sure she genuinely thinks the other ladies are going to kill her in her sleep. But why? Because Teresa caused a minor upset with the table in Season 1 and the ladies gossip about you? Well excuse me. Have you ever met an Italian lady? I know you claim to be one but lets take a closer look at this. She has a major attitude, a temper, and yells alot. Duh. What do you thaaaank!! Get over it. Stop playing the victim and focus on making sure your poor kids don't turn out like you. That is a better use of your time. The paranoia has got to go. You bore me. That being said, I just think that if i was stuck in a box with her, she'd have ME convinced that I want to kill her in nothing flat. That'd be weird. I'd rather hang out with the unicorn lover Kelly than crazylegs Danielle. Under no circumstances would I hang out with Bethenny (Who spells their name that way, anyway?? It's bullshit.).